The 2010 Facebook Awards: winners as follows
Best named chickens: Bruce and Sarah Stanley, for 'Hen Solo and Princess Layer'
Birthday Cake of the Year - closely contested, but has to be Gwynneth Pugh-Jones, for 'Pirate Ship'
Most Mysterious Statuses - Sam Sayer (with special mention for equally mysterious profile shots)
For Battling through Weather at all Costs - Gayle Findlay, for multiple hazardous journeys
Rat Catcher of the Year - Cath Hubbuck
Most Entertainingly Harrassed Clergyperson - again, a closely contested award: Simon Cutmore was in third place, but too much beer / too pleasant travels to win; Charity Hamilton is the one to watch for next year; but the winner is Ellen Loudon, for the trials of the Morris Dancers
Best Righteous Ranting: Steve Broadway
Both Best Snowman and Cutest Child Photo go Sally Webb
Most Tortuous Joke (but it paid off, in spades): Tim Summers, for 'Infinite Monkeys requiring Pet Insurance'
Most Disturbing Photographs: Paul Roberts, for Jax's party
The Ooh Matron Award goes to Dom Hubbuck, for 'Rude Vegetable Arrangement'
Best Profile Shot: Sarah Stanley, for the best use of a leopardskin catsuit ever